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Dave Mallon  

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FUCK! I GOT TAGGED BY AN EMO KID!

Journal Entry: Mon May 19, 2008, 8:01 PM
1. Smoked. []
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [x]
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. []
6. Had sex. []
7. Had someone in your room other than family. [x]
8. Watched porn. [x]
9. Bought porn. []
10. Done drugs. [x]
TOTAL: 6

1. Taken painkillers. []
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. []
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. []
5. Been to rehab. []
6. Done something illegal. [x]
7. Cut yourself. []
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. []
10. Seen someone die.[]
TOTAL: 9

1. Missed curfew. [x]
2. Stayed out all night. [x]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [ ]
4. Been to a therapist. [x]
5. Snuck out of the house. []
6. Dyed your hair. []
7. Received a ticket. []
8. Been in an accident. []
9. Wished someone to die. [x]
10. Been to a bar.[x]
TOTAL: 14

1. Been to a wild party. []
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. []
3. Drank more than four beers in a night. []
4. Had a spring break in Florida. []
5. Sniffed anything. []
6. Wore black nail polish. []
7. Wore arm bands. [x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x]
9. Listened to rap. []
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [ ]
TOTAL: 16

1. Dressed Gothic. []
2. Dressed prep.[]
3. Dressed punk. [x]
4. Dressed grunge. [x]
5. Stole something. []
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. []
7. Blacked out. [x]
8. Fainted. []
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. [x]
TOTAL: 20

1. Snuck into someone else's room. [x]
2. Had a crush on your friend. [x]
3. Been to a concert. [x]
4. Dry-humped someone. []
5. Been called a slut. []
6. Called someone a slut. []
7. Installed speakers in your car.[ ]
8. Broken a mirror.[x]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [x]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush. [x]
TOTAL: 26

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. []
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [x]
3. Cruised the mall. []
4. Skipped school. []
5. Had surgery. [x]
6. Had an injury. [x]
7. Gone to court. []
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. []
9. Caught something on fire. [x]
10. Lied about your age. [x]
TOTAL: 31

1. Owned/rented an apartment.[]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. []
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. []
4. Got in trouble with the police. []
5. Talked to a stranger. [x]
6. Hugged a stranger. [x]
7. Kissed a stranger. []
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [x]
9. Been harassed. [x]
10. Been verbally harassed. [x]
TOTAL: 36

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [x]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [x]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. [x]
5. Been to a fair. [x]
6. Been called a bad influence. [x]
7. Drink and drive. []
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
10. Cheated on a test. []
TOTAL: 44

-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody.]
-If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average.]
-If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid.]
-If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence.]

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I am the worst Eagle Scout ever.

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Stupid emo kids.

  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: Peter Mulvey
  • Reading: H.P. Lovecraft

Devious Information

  • Current Residence: www.paizo.com
  • Interests: D&D, art, music, indie films, sci-fi / fantasy literature, self-loathing
  • Favourite movie: Serenity, Army of Darkness, The Thing, Man With A Screaming Brain, ZEITGEIST, A Clockwork Orange
  • Favourite band or musician: Nine Inch Nails, Rollins Band, Mastodon, Black Flag, Coheed&Cambria, Brand New, Seether
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Alternative, Punk, Folk
  • Favourite artist: rkPost,Kyle Hunter,Jhonen Vasquez,Mike Mignola,Brom,Ray Pettibon,Tony DiTerlizzi,James Keegan
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.P. Lovecraft,Henry Rollins,James Jacobs,Anthony Burgess,China Mieville,Jack Vance,Kurt Vonnegut
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Favourite game: D&D 3.5 / 3.75 (Pathfinder) / 3.75 (Amahra house rules)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Tabletop. Duh.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Downer, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Hellboy, Kev the Rogue, Belkar Bitterleaf
  • Personal Quote: Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. I wear my middle finger on mine.
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, scanner, Macromedia Fireworks MX

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Devious Comments

~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 7 hours 56 minutes ago
No problem.

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I aim to misbehave.
~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 8 hours 52 seconds ago
AAAAH! STALKER!

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I aim to misbehave.
~JLipimpski:iconJLipimpski: 8 hours 7 minutes ago
hey thanks for the fav!
~JarrodES13:iconJarrodES13: 1 day 9 hours ago Mood: Joy
Bwahahahahah!


I made an account, Dave!
*DarkDeviousQueen:iconDarkDeviousQueen: 1 day 13 hours ago
:peace: :love: :weed: Sorreh... thought that's what came next... hehehehehe

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:shamrock:"Meow Meow":silentkitty:
~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 1 day 13 hours ago
:peace:

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 1 day 13 hours ago
You're welcome.

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I aim to misbehave.
~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 1 day 13 hours ago
No.

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I aim to misbehave.
*DarkDeviousQueen:iconDarkDeviousQueen: 1 day 13 hours ago
Thanks so much for the fave, Doll! :hug:

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..."/\__/\"...
= (+ ';'+) =
.. (")__(") ..
-The Lioness Queen will Creep Into Your Sleep and Dance in Your Dreams
:shamrock:"Meow Meow":silentkitty:
~Yakko-Warner:iconYakko-Warner: 1 day 19 hours ago
Thanks for the fav!

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GO SPEED RACER, GO!! :drool: :heart:
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~majorkat717:iconmajorkat717: 2 days 19 hours ago
...are you ready for the greatest night of your life?

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 3 days 13 hours ago
Oh, you bet. :peace:

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~X-Chick:iconX-Chick: 3 days 17 hours ago
once again thanks for the fav Dave!

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 4 days 8 hours ago
You're welcome!

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 4 days 8 hours ago
No problem.

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 4 days 8 hours ago
:peace:

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*Pieceofmestock:iconPieceofmestock: 4 days 16 hours ago
Thanks for all the favs!! :hug:

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*PureBlackLove:iconPureBlackLove: 5 days 18 minutes ago
:aww: Thank you very much or the :+fav:! :hug:

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"So fragile yet so devious... She isn't real, I can't make her real" Vermilion ~ Slipknot
~baobunny:iconbaobunny: 5 days 8 hours ago Mood: Affection
Thanks for adding >~<

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Boo! Ima ghost ! ~ ^o^
~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 5 days 13 hours ago
You're quite welcome.

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*tiamat9:icontiamat9: 5 days 14 hours ago
Thanks for the favorite.

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 5 days 16 hours ago
:thumbsup:

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 5 days 16 hours ago
No problem.

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~theEldritchMrShiny:icontheEldritchMrShiny: 5 days 16 hours ago
You're welcome.

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~TheMorMor:iconTheMorMor: 5 days 19 hours ago
Eppic thanks for the fav!